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What Came First, the Chicken or the Egg?

programacaocomanalogia.com.br 31 de January de 2024

PERSON: "Today we solve the greatest question in philosophy: what came first, the chicken or the egg? "

PERSON: "Obviously, this is just a language problem, what we call a chicken is a social agreement, and has no direct mapping to a particular biological organism."

PERSON: "There is no such thing as the “first chicken” or “first egg”, because what is or isn't a given species is an arbitrary boundary drawn by humans. "

PERSON: "Everything is a language problem to you, Wittgenstein. The egg came first. The existence of chickens shows there must be an unbroken chain of causation back to the Prime Egg, which is what we call God. The very question proves His existence."

PERSON: "Everything proves God exists to you, Aquinas!"

PERSON: "But that doesn't answer the question, Russell, which came FIRST?"

PERSON: "But you don't solve anything, you just describe things in math sounding terms."

PERSON: "It is true! Let M be the set of metaphysical problems solvable by set theory, you'll find that M and the Null Set are equal, wait no, that is, that is...hmm..."

PERSON: "not true!"

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